Sunday, March 1, 2009

On a Sunday afternoon

Sunday afternoons here in Indialand hold a special place in my heart. As you may, or may not, know, I work from Tuesday to Saturday vice Monday to Friday.

What does this mean?

I very much look forward to Sunday, even moreso because I usually end up working for a little bit on Mondays.

BUT, thats neither here nor there. We're talking about Sunday people.

What does Sunday bring? It brings an all you can eat, all you can drink, buffet deliciousness poolside at the place I am staying. Usually start out with a delicious spicy bloody mary, followed by some delicious mojitos. Seriously.

GOOD FOOD. GOOD DRINKS. From 12:30 to 3:30. Its wonderful.

Needless to say, there are times when people get a little crazy.

We may have helped out this Sunday when, this week, we decided we would bring... Beer Pong.

Yes folks, poolside Beer Pong in Indialand. It was done. We even taught some folks from different countries how to play. They were intrigued. Wait.

THEY LOVED IT.

Of course.

When, all of a sudden, it seems, there was a couple that showed up. The woman, was less than sober. I would have guessed that, at 4:00, she may have been there all morning with her seems-to-be husband. BUT NO. She hadn't been there that long.

Well, they started playing for some reason. I was in the pool. She sat down. Someone said, "LOOK SCOTTY!!". Naturally, I looked. What I saw, is hard to explain.

The man, had mounted the woman.

UNLUCKY for me, I was in the pool. I shouted, "GIVE ME MY CAMERA!!!" I NEEDED a picture of this.

Alas, I was in the pool, and by the time my voice was heard, he had dismounted.

I was sad.

Until, I found out they had a baby there. AT THE POOL. WHEN THE MOM COULD BARELY WALK AND THE DAD HAD JUST MOUNTED HER.

Really.

I saw the baby, and was naturally curious.

Huh? A baby? Really? Where? Over there? Oh!

So, I did what I would normally do.

I got out of the pool and walked over to the baby, and said, "Hi Baby".

I think I must have said this pretty loud, or something, because everyone started to laugh. I proceeded to hang out with the baby for a few minutes. She (that baby) was kinda out of it. Tired.

The mommy-mounter and mom soon left stumbled away after that. Good.

So, afterwards I was completely sad that I did not get a picture. Really really really sad. As a matter of fact, I didn't take ANY pictures at the pool, even though I took my camera down.

But wait! I came back home after dinner tonight, and picked up my camera. Someone had taken a picture. ONE PICTURE FROM THE ENTIRE DAY. I don't know who took it. I don't know HOW THEY KNEW. Really. I need to buy this mystery person a drink.

No joke. You can even see pong being played in the background.

4 comments:

TC said...

Weird.

Anonymous said...

cool story - to bad you didnt take our PORTOPONG with you! Its an inflatable beer pong table! Chx it out at http://www.portopong.com

cheers!

LiLu said...

You're like the best Samaritan ever... bringing beer pong to countries all over!

Scotty said...

TC - Agreed

Anon - ktnksnobai

LiLu - Next, the Olympics!